There are times when one should concede defeat to a wiser opponent and resort to plagiarism:
Sybaritic [ sib-uh-rit-ik ] adjective:
(usually lowercase) pertaining to or characteristic of a sybarite; characterized by or
loving luxury or sensuous pleasure: to wallow in sybaritic splendor. And if ‘wallow in
sybaritic splendor’ doesn’t appeal to you, may I suggest this is not the personalized gift for you?
If, on the other hand, there is a certain appeal in those words, take advantage of this ludicrously
priced crystal wine chiller/ice bucket and order three.
Standing just taller than 10 ” and hefting a respectable weight, this cooler is both large enough
to chill a bottle (see picture!) and hold sufficient ice to chill your party.